{"id":25278,"date":"2023-06-09T12:38:00","date_gmt":"2023-06-09T11:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thelabradorsite.com\/?p=25278"},"modified":"2025-06-19T11:13:53","modified_gmt":"2025-06-19T10:13:53","slug":"funny-dog-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelabradorsite.com\/funny-dog-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Dog Quotes From the Quirky to the Hilarious"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>These funny dog quotes will cheer up your darkest days. The humour in the dog quotes we share, reflects our love for our playful canine friends, and their cute, amusing ways.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dogs are natural comedians, and are always happy to see us smile. So today we\u2019ll share the most hilarious, unusual and amusing quotes for dog owners and dog lovers alike. The big screen has come up with some unforgettable classics, and the funny dog quotes we&#8217;ve found in books, magazines and newspapers, are sure to raise a laugh. Whether you want a good quote for a wedding, something to say in a birthday card or congratulatory message, these funny dog quotes will get the job done. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Contents<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><a href=\"#best\">Best funny dog quotes<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"#short\">Short funny dog quotes<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"#films\">Funny dog quotes from films<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"#books\">Funny dogs quotes in literature<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"#walking\">Dog walking quotes<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"#tags\">Funny dog quotes for dog tags<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Need a laugh? Just watch your dog for a few minutes. He is bound to do something that has you cracking up. This is why dogs make such great therapists, best friends and companions. So, with that in mind, we\u2019ve gone ahead and compiled a list of hilariously appropriate funny dog quotes to make you smile almost as much as your dog makes you smile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"My Labrador LOVES Watermelon!!\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RCu8S6_6UYw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"best\">Best Funny Dog Quotes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>The following list of funny dog quotes wins the category of the best in our opinion. Not only are they hilarious; they are also totally true. And it\u2019s not funny if it\u2019s not relatable, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cThey never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.\u201d \u2013 Jerome K. Jerome (comedian)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cScratch a dog and you\u2019ll find a permanent job.\u201d \u2013 Franklin P. Jones (comedian)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cA lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.\u201d \u2013 Barack Obama (former president of the United States)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Don\u2019t accept your dog\u2019s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.\u201d \u2013 Ann Landers (columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can\u2019t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"1260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelabradorsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/funny-dog-quotes-LS-tall.jpg\" alt=\"funny dog quotes\" class=\"wp-image-25280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thelabradorsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/funny-dog-quotes-LS-tall.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.thelabradorsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/funny-dog-quotes-LS-tall-143x300.jpg 143w, https:\/\/www.thelabradorsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/funny-dog-quotes-LS-tall-488x1024.jpg 488w, https:\/\/www.thelabradorsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/funny-dog-quotes-LS-tall-200x420.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"short\">Short Funny Dog Quotes <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Looking for funny dog quotes that are a bit shorter? If you are looking to post some funny dog quotes on your social media accounts, sometimes shorter is better. Every last one of these funny dog quotes had us in stitches. Many of them were spoken by two-legged comedians.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cMy dog is half <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thelabradorsite.com\/pitbull-lab-mix\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pitbull<\/a>, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip.\u201d \u2013 Crag Shoemaker (comedian)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cAnybody who doesn\u2019t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.\u201d \u2013 Franklin P. Jones (comedian)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cWhat do dogs do on their day off? Can\u2019t lie around \u2014 that\u2019s their job.\u201d \u2013 George Carlin (comedian)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cIf you\u2019re uncomfortable around my dog, I\u2019m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"films\">Funny Dog Sayings from Films<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Let\u2019s face it. A number of films about dogs wind up making us both laugh and cry. The good news is that you\u2019ve stumbled upon a list of funny dog quotes, which means these quotes promise not to elicit tears. From 1989\u2019s &#8220;Turner &amp; Hooch&#8221; to the ever-famous &#8220;Marley &amp; Me,&#8221; we\u2019ve got some pretty hilarious funny dog quotes from our favorite doggy movies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cThese are simple rules. No barking, no growling, you will not lift your leg to anything in this house. This is not your room. No slobbering, no chewing, you will wear a flea collar. This is not your room. No begging for food, no sniffing of crotches, and you will not drink from my toilet. This is not your room.\u201d \u2013 &#8220;Turner &amp; Hooch&#8221; (1989)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cSo, in all my lives as a dog, here\u2019s what I\u2019ve learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save and save them. Lick the ones you love.\u201d \u2013 &#8220;A Dog\u2019s Purpose&#8221; (2017)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cA dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine.\u201d \u2013 &#8220;Marley &amp; Me&#8221; (2008)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"books\">Funny Dog Quotes from Literature<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Call me biased as a writer and author myself, but I adore quotes from literature. And I especially adore quotes from literature that are funny and involve dogs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cI sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.\u201d \u2013 Merrill Markoe (author, &#8220;Nose Down&#8221;)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cWhen an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it\u2019s hard to feel sad.\u201d \u2013 Kristan Higgins (author, &#8220;In Your Dreams&#8221;)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cI don\u2019t understand people who don\u2019t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.\u201d \u2013 Jarod Kintz (author, &#8220;This Book Is Not for Sale&#8221;)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cAs wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.\u201d \u2013 Jean Ferris (author, &#8220;Once Upon a Marigold&#8221;)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Best Funny Dog Quotes in Novels<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;ve seen a look in dogs&#8217; eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts.&#8221; \u2013 John Steinbeck (author, &#8220;The Grapes of Wrath&#8221;)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>&#8220;All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For, after all, he was only human. He wasn&#8217;t a dog.&#8221; \u2013 Charles M. Schulz (cartoonist, &#8220;Peanuts&#8221;)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"walking\">Funny Dog Walking Quotes and Dog Car Ride Quotes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I also come across two quotes that amused me regarding dog walking and riding with dogs in cars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cDid you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\u2019s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.\u201d \u2013 Steve Bluestone (co-founder of ICF Panels)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>This next quote is not so much funny as it is super sweet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cHappiness is a long walk with a dog.\u201d \u2013 Unknown<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"tags\">Funny Dog Tag Sayings<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Along with the list of funny dog quotes from literature, this section regarding funny dog tag sayings is worth repeating to friends and family. No lie, I\u2019m going out tomorrow to revamp my own dog\u2019s name tag with one of these clever, funny and even slightly inappropriate dog tag sayings. Be forewarned. I changed some of the more colorful words for the sake of our younger readers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cHave your people call my people.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>For the deaf dog, \u201cI can\u2019t freaking hear you!\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cOh no, I\u2019m lost! Please call my mom. She is ugly crying. Really ugly crying.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cI\u2019m chipped. Get your people to call my people.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cI ESCAPED! Mwah-ha-haa!\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><span style=\"color: initial; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, sans-serif;\">\u201cCall my mom. She\u2019s lost without me.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cFree beer upon return.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cCall mom before she freaks out.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cheeky Dog Tag Quotes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cI like smelling butts and I cannot lie.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cNot all who wander are lost&#8230;but I am.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cIf you can read this I will lick you.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cEvery day is hump day.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cBreaking hearts and blasting farts.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These funny dog quotes will cheer up your darkest days. The humour in the dog quotes we share, reflects our love for our playful canine friends, and their cute, amusing ways. Dogs are natural comedians, and are always happy to see us smile. 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